December 2009
Formspring. →
Happy New Year, Tumblr!
Watching television.
Me: Eh, Ma. What's up?
Mom: Malaysian's blind ex-president just passed away.
Me: Did he fell into that whole?
Mom: No, that's his grave.
Me: Oh. *Walks away akwardly*
Posting photos of myself.
Cuz I’m great today!
AHA! I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO DO ON NEW YEAR'S...
A MOVIE MARATHON THAT IS. WE’RE GONNA WATCH SHERLOCK HOLMES, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNK AND AVATAR ALL IN THE SAME DAY! MAYBE SOME FIREWORKS THEN.
OMG I THINK I'VE TURN INTO A TOTAL 70s 80s 90s...
Step back.
I have nothing to do on new year's eve.
What are your plans?
Me: I named camera Ollie.
Syafreak: Nice.
Me: I know. It's a shemale.
Syafreak: What?
Me: The lens is like it's foreskin.
Cross off the things you've done in your life.
thatboyisbad:
youmaybeoffended (flabbergasting)
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Been dumped. Snorted cocaine. Failed a...
Never feed me with Redbull.
I had three cans and I now have three pairs of wings and I’m like drunk-happy with a triggered orgasm.
Cuz imma cool kid.
Cyclist: Hello, you're riding on the opposite side of track!
Me: Suck my dick.
@Dakotah
ohaidakotahhh:
ferdowsi:
ohaidakotahhh:
ferdowsi:
lol i added you on AIM.
me?
yeah, you.
lol gimme your screenname so i can add you onto my buddy list
fahrudy
@Dakotah
ohaidakotahhh:
ferdowsi:
lol i added you on AIM.
me?
yeah, you.
@Dakotah
lol i added you on AIM.
what would you guys do if tyra died
areonchando:
inflightradio:
i think c8 would kill herself
formspring.
hi i dig your tumblr
Hello, thank you so much! :D
Tell me something.
formspring. →
Don’t leave me empty.
fedrowsi,
purplewhales:
nope.
U GOT MAI NEIM WRONG AGEIN
formspring.me
haha yeaaaa vagina lovers unite!!
OM NOM NOM NOM
get formspring.me ;)
I tried to make one but I failed cause IDGI :( ANYONE WANNA HELP ME?
Ask me something!
Fffuuu banshee battle.
capnmarisa:
BANSHEES ARE SO ANNOYING.
Halo?
k-so:
deadlypotato:
reblogs>likes
formspring.me
What?
What?
gay?
Yeah, I’m gay for pussies.
Bring it on.
I don't like starbucks.
(via ommlove)
Ask me anything. →
ANYTHING.
Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
capnmarisa:
ohmyveronica:
mycrookedheart:
rawryourlife:
disposedtolove:
Nathaniel is compromised.
kevin is ready for the storm hells ya
Rachel is getting married.
veronica is a single mexican woman
HOW DID THEY KNOW
Marisa is cool.
Firdaus is privy to their reactions Uhh hmm